Actually paying for the title, but I agree with it anyway

60 grand for a year and a half of schooling and an associate's degree. If you want more, you need to look elsewhere

That sounds expensive. When I finally decided to get an associates it cost me.. well.. it cost ME nothing, but the price was around $4k.

Glad I was willing to trade my youth, health, and freedom to get that GI Bill. Eventually.

Doesn't sound like you're a very good negotiator, bro. >.,>

I get combat training, medical certifications, a decent paycheck, food and housing, job security, and opportunities to go to countries where the people want to burn me alive and cut off my head, so it's cool.

Don't forget you get to saves the lives with the knives and other assorted goods.