I didn't commit 9-10 instances of breaking and entering and 4 counts of arson in the state of Massachusetts from November 2008-January 2017 (as far as our sources tell us) AHAHHAHH I'm not even lying
Aha! B&E Jimmy! We've finally got you you sneaky bastard! Bet you thought you gave us the slip in Richmond, but we were watching you the whole time, waiting for you to mess up!
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