From the Brexit March!

If done correctly the pullout method is actually quite effective. The odds of getting pregnant from precum are about 1/100. Your odds of getting HPV from a new partner are closer to 1/4. So don’t get me wrong- pull out method isn’t particularly “smart,” (with relative strangers mostly) but when it comes to pregnancy- IF DONE RIGHT it’s actually very effective. The catch is that it is often NOT done “right” which... yeah. Right before an orgasm isn’t usually the best place for a task requiring care and precision.

I wish people didn't make weird analogies like this to dumb down Brexit. Countries in a union isn't like a marriage or having sex or going on a company picnic or any of the other uselessly misguided and uninformative comparisons made. It's countries with populations and legal systems working together for trading and not having another war. But I guess that doesn't make for a catchy banner.