The glacier, ØKsfjordjøKelen in Norway

It sounds almost like 'uh'

Uuh kas feeyor duh kelen
Am I close?

Yes, very close, try uhx-fyor-yuh-kelen, the 'D' is silent in this word

Nah, I’m turning the submarine around. How am I supposed to invade a place I can barely pronounce.
“We’re going to, uhm... ‘Long dong, Inkland’.
Sounds promising”

You know, the Germans inavded anyway...