So I sent my mom an Avengers meme, and she was quite bewildered

sounds like how my mom would react

I shit you not I asked my friend when he wanted to go see Ford V Ferrari yesterday and he started blabbing about hand soap. I thought maybe he was talking to his wife, but no, he was talking to me. Before even mentioning soap though, he just responded to the question with "for your hands". Given the way the conversation went, I'm like... 85% sure he ate some shrooms.