Because pizza > A reasonable raise

Pfft I wished we even got that.

Replace Pizza Party with "You get to keep your job."

But what if you work at a pizza place?

My girlfriend told me she had a cereal party at work.
My initial thought was, "Oh cool, you all put a bunch of different cereals and milk into a tub like a jungle juice?"
Nope. Just bring cereal to work and eat it normally.