False *boink* accusation *boink* Robert!

You *boink* have *crush* no *boink* such *crush* thing *boink*

Oh yes, I do! I'll post it if you don't bribe me

Admittal *boink* to *boink* bribing *boink* is *boink* also *boink* a *boink* problem.

Fine! I'll just go ahead and post it then

Alright, just remember to tag me

*police arrive and arrest @catfluff *

Wait, no evidence was posted?

You're already in prison. Stop protesting lol

This criminal system is botched!
*breaks out and flees*

*captures again and handcuffs*