You don't need to read dis title dammit, there is a f*cking red circle there!

I briefly did slot cars as a hobby... the level or grade that was the equivalent of F-1 race cars, not that Tyco stuff you set up on the livingroom floor. Huge six to ten lane tracks and frighteningly fast cars...

When I bought my own and tuned it up a bit, I wrote "If you can read this, flip me back over please." on the bottom with a marker.

Thank god for the red circle