Look how that works for me

Don’t freak out, sitting next to such a good boi

When I’m married I’m gonna start wagging my tail when my husband gets home too..ain’t no body gonna steal my forehead kisses away from me

I let my wife join me in bed but not our dogs, so she knows she's my #1 but I never near-violently cuddle her cheeks (she hates that!), so they know they're the best boys.