By far my favorite blonde joke is:
A blonde woman keeps swerving all over the road almost hitting a truck driver.
By the third time of almost getting hit he can't take it anymore and he yells for her to pullover.
He storms over to her car and ask what the hell is your problem?
She tells him it was a good song and she wanted to dance.
He gets so mad at her he tells her to get out of the car. Then he walks over to his car brings back a bat and a piece of chalk.
He takes the chalk and draws a circle on the ground.
He tells the woman stand in that circle and don't you dare leave that circle.
So he walks up to the woman's car with the bat in hand and smashes her tail lights.
The blonde woman starts to giggle.
The truck driver says oh you think that's funny and smashes her window.
The blonde woman laughed harder.
So the truck driver breaks her headlights.
She laughs even harder.
Finally the truck driver can't take it anymore he throws his bat to the ground gets right into the blonde woman's face and screams.
WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!?!
The blonde woman giggles and says when you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle.
My second favorite blonde joke though is:
A blond and a brunette we're on a road trip. When all of a sudden their car breaks down on a long strip of desert road.
The brunette says we need to walk to the nearest town so she gets snacks and water.
The blond takes the door off the car and starts walking with the door.
The brunette ask alright why do you have the door?
The blonde says duh in case it gets hot to cool off we can just roll down the window.
A blonde was driving down the street and saw another blonde in a field in a row boat singing Row Row Row Your Boat. The blonde in the car gets so mad she pulls over, gets out of her car and screams YOU’RE THE REASON BLONDES HAVE A BAD REPUTATION AND IF I KNEW HOW TO SWIM, I’D SWIM OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!”
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A blonde woman keeps swerving all over the road almost hitting a truck driver.
By the third time of almost getting hit he can't take it anymore and he yells for her to pullover.
He storms over to her car and ask what the hell is your problem?
She tells him it was a good song and she wanted to dance.
He gets so mad at her he tells her to get out of the car. Then he walks over to his car brings back a bat and a piece of chalk.
He takes the chalk and draws a circle on the ground.
He tells the woman stand in that circle and don't you dare leave that circle.
So he walks up to the woman's car with the bat in hand and smashes her tail lights.
The blonde woman starts to giggle.
The truck driver says oh you think that's funny and smashes her window.
The blonde woman laughed harder.
So the truck driver breaks her headlights.
She laughs even harder.
WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!?!
The blonde woman giggles and says when you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle.
A blond and a brunette we're on a road trip. When all of a sudden their car breaks down on a long strip of desert road.
The brunette says we need to walk to the nearest town so she gets snacks and water.
The blond takes the door off the car and starts walking with the door.
The brunette ask alright why do you have the door?
The blonde says duh in case it gets hot to cool off we can just roll down the window.