The velocipastor

This is actually real and the “You might also like” section lists Killer Couch: A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion.

It's good the writer broke the promise to never be creative again

What the hell.....

Alright I wasn't so sure about it until "and ninjas" and now I have to see it!

...and ninjas.

This just reminds me of Serial-Apist from big bang theory