Normie ass doctors

Already trashed.

Your spine?

Oh boy...

I think I found a winner!

Not quite. Ruck marches, fast roping, and sitting around with tons of gear have my back hurting. You'll be doing me a favor.

You'd rather flop around like a limp dick in a cold shower than slight back pain?

I'm always open to new experiences

Alright, if you insist
*yank!*

Woohoo!

The operation was a failure, I accidentally yanked off your dick

I got plenty of mileage out of little famous. Now I can focus on what really matters.
Getting to Valhalla

This was a wild story

God speed brother

That was ... wow

Thankyou for this, brughtened my day