Shoulda joined the Marines

Can you imagine the clusterfuck of paperwork this dude's name caused?

Must have been legendary
Now I wanna join the army because mine would say Savage

If you don't immediately become Sgt. Savage I've lost all faith in our defense measures.

I really want to get a doctorate for the same reason. People will hear my name and think I'm a mad scientist mwahahahahha

The rawr was mighty and full of heart; rendering the enemy cowardly and timid.

I beg your pardon?

Well if you aren't going to go Leonidas what is your use?