No way the npc’s when you’re in 8th place are straight up satan. You will get attacked with every known power up until you make it to seventh place just because they’re all dicks
My husband and I both play the Mario karts together we always let him go in first place and I keep him clear of the other players. This is all just to get 3 stars and gold trophies. After that it is free for all.
But here is the thing he always says how come some races you end up in like 6 or 7 th place and than he giggles like the little fat shit he is. I tell him listen here you little shit. You are in first place. Those fucking NPCs are like babies to you because they are trying to catch up to you but they see me as lamb to slaughter. They not only catch up to me but repeatedly kick my ass I get hit with every red shell every blue that hits you zoomed past me knocking me to the curb they become deadly snippets with every bomb and green shell. You just get the damn trophy and be grateful I helped your ass. Than I clock him on the knee with the butt of the controller for bearing choking to death from laughing at my rant.
But here is the thing he always says how come some races you end up in like 6 or 7 th place and than he giggles like the little fat shit he is. I tell him listen here you little shit. You are in first place. Those fucking NPCs are like babies to you because they are trying to catch up to you but they see me as lamb to slaughter. They not only catch up to me but repeatedly kick my ass I get hit with every red shell every blue that hits you zoomed past me knocking me to the curb they become deadly snippets with every bomb and green shell. You just get the damn trophy and be grateful I helped your ass. Than I clock him on the knee with the butt of the controller for bearing choking to death from laughing at my rant.