Sleeping with my GF be like:

This is 100% my husband as the girl and me as the guy lmfao one time his ass straight up elbow dropped my arm. But to be fair when we were newly weds One night I reached over in my sleep slapped him in the face and scratched his cornea in the process. So fair is fair lmfao

They're not gf bf, the girl made sure of that by wearing that tshirt