Are they wearing a bra? Thanks to the hoodie you'll never know

Hardly ever isn't never
Hard to tell at just a glance
Hardly ever isn't never
So we know there's still a chance

Well I could give you a show?
Of the clothes I wear on my torso
But that would make me a Funsubstance hoe
As I have a girlfriend, so the answer's no

A man of haiku
Just remember you could just
Date me instead

Bra or not, I'm sure your show
Is quite the sight to see
But you're right - this is not twitch
So that's all fine by me