It’s important to be honest from the beginning

Would you believe I heard a rumor of a one @xvarnah dancing naked in a flamboyant fashion in front of used car lots, and thus started to travel the seas in search of said used car lot?

Proof that you've never seen me dance. I got enough skills to give your average epileptic pre-teen white kid a run for their money

Haha no one said you had to be good at dancing to dance. That's not why you dance. Not usually anyways