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Redneck Doorbell
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· 8 years ago
@matthewg
I have a trap for you to put your fingers in. And if you push the button, you'll hear me coming.
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
Well, my hands are quite busy with the trap, so perhaps I could nose boop your button?
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· 8 years ago
That would certainly make me come faster. ;)
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
Hmmm, looks like your button needs polished. What EVER could I do about that...
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· 8 years ago
Could you give it a spit shine, please?
matthewg
· 8 years ago
Hmmm...I dunno.
Are you sure you don't want me to rub some itchy chemicals on it?
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· 8 years ago
Such as?
matthewg
· 8 years ago
Slippery Jim's Clitterati Pomade?
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· 8 years ago
Wat.
matthewg
· 8 years ago
Sorry.
*Clitteratae
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· 11 years ago
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So it's like a mouse trap? Ouch...
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Are you sure you don't want me to rub some itchy chemicals on it?
*Clitteratae