The Most Important Big Deal In History (Botnik explains Bitcoin)

By now you should have heard of Botnik studios. Botnik specializes in feeding specific dialogue into predictive keyboards, and then using those keyboards to write scripts/chapters/commercials etc. In this case they fed it dialogue from various bitcoin explaining videos/tutorials/etc. This is the result, which they have animated.
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You may now unplug the internet.

This was very informative. I want to go mine a fresh bitcoin but I am too scared of Mark February.