I just either tore a ligament or had the greatest back crack in history; had to move this oak and marble armoire/wine holder thing. Shit was easily 400 lbs and it was on a rug, so I had to move it off the rug, as pushing on it means it just digs into the rug, and onto some towels so it didn't scratch the hardwood. Once all that was done (thankfully the pop occurred on the last towel placement), I just used my hips to push it.
He Mary Poppins himself