I will invent a pill that turns excess fat into shit and you just shit it out.
(WARNING: side effects may include shitting your stomach out, shitting so hard you turn inside out, nausea, spontaneous combustion, turning into a bucket of grease, turning into a glass of water and headaches.)
Whatever "beach body" plan you have, it's already too late so fuck it.
(WARNING: side effects may include shitting your stomach out, shitting so hard you turn inside out, nausea, spontaneous combustion, turning into a bucket of grease, turning into a glass of water and headaches.)