Whoever thought being cultured could be this trashy?

Sooo, Beethoven is not working on you eh? Well how 'bout some MOZART!

Haydn was coming referred to as "Papa Haydn" because he fathered so many children among his groupies. It's said it was often hard to hear the actual music at his concerts because the screaming was so loud.

how about

or Bach's Badinerie, or Chopin's Grand Valse Brillante, or....