Pand-emic

Things aren't always so black and white.

Yeah but this one is an ursa major groaner

Have a bear claw, you're not yourself when you're hungry.

Isnt it a bear paw? Or is it different where you're from?

This entire comment chain is a grizzly thing to behold.

No, that's a different pastry entirely. Bear claws are a type of cinnamon roll, and bear paws are... shaped like bear paws.

I did not know that these two are polar opposites!

Don't let yourself be bamboo-zled.

I promise to never give in to medias pandamonium ever again.

That's the spirit. Stick to the bear necessities.