Houdini was his name
He was not meant to be shipped with the rest of the gang
Ended up at my moms pet shop he did
Liked to eat fish in neighboring tanks and bits of squid
He enjoyed escaping and surprising ladies in dresses
He once slipped into a cage that held baby dragons
His ass was beat but he killed 2 lizards
My mom did hate him
She even spanked once
He just gave her a sad face and spit up lizard guts
His tank would sit among the rest the fish
But his had about 2 rolls of duck tape covering every inch
He did not break the tank not once
They just couldn’t keep him in it
even with the rock which was only lifted for his lunch
My mom swore she strangle it one day
But how do strangle something with 8 legs?
He was not meant to be shipped with the rest of the gang
Ended up at my moms pet shop he did
Liked to eat fish in neighboring tanks and bits of squid
He enjoyed escaping and surprising ladies in dresses
He once slipped into a cage that held baby dragons
His ass was beat but he killed 2 lizards
My mom did hate him
She even spanked once
He just gave her a sad face and spit up lizard guts
His tank would sit among the rest the fish
But his had about 2 rolls of duck tape covering every inch
He did not break the tank not once
They just couldn’t keep him in it
even with the rock which was only lifted for his lunch
My mom swore she strangle it one day
But how do strangle something with 8 legs?