Lmao I legit no sooner read this comment than I stood up, accidentally put my foot in my purse, twisted my ankle a bit, fell over, hit my hip on the table and my elbow on the couch on the way down.
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Then I just sat there chuckling for a solid 30 seconds in a heap, half on and half off the couch, foot still tangled up, and my water bottle flung halfway across the room (knocked it over trying to catch myself), because, yes, I indeed do good work.
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Now if you'd be so good as to hand me those crutches
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Then I just sat there chuckling for a solid 30 seconds in a heap, half on and half off the couch, foot still tangled up, and my water bottle flung halfway across the room (knocked it over trying to catch myself), because, yes, I indeed do good work.
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Now if you'd be so good as to hand me those crutches
*picks you up and wipes you off*
*picks up your things*
*here's some crutches I had*