HMMM

I literally didn't notice the eyepatch until now

That's like the entire joke though

I can't help it. Her breasts are weirding me out and my brain got focused on trying to figure out what in hell she's done to make them look that way haha

It's either her bra, or her genetics, either way they are definitely battle ready

Genetics wouldn't make them stick straight out like that though. They're defying the laws of physics

Maybe they're fake?

I'm pretty sure that we used to have this thing called a bullet bra. Was that the name? I forget... Anyways, it was cone shaped instead of rounded. Some people wore it because it was considered fashionable.

That must be it ^

They were called bullet bras..