...That is so wildly brave coming from a man whose feet I just cut off. I'm impressed but you'd better flee. (keep in mind the moose can help there but I have food, I can attract him back.)
Offer: you let me cut them, I give you 50% of the benefits.
(sidenote: I once wrote a story that went exactly like this except the character whose legs grew back was a pig, the other one a cowboy and it didn't take a rocket, a moose and drones to get the ham)
*runs*
*turns on my engines*
HIYAH!
*begins to fly so my feet never touch the ground*
Oof!
(sidenote: I once wrote a story that went exactly like this except the character whose legs grew back was a pig, the other one a cowboy and it didn't take a rocket, a moose and drones to get the ham)