I remember reading about a CIA plan to abduct and murder people, drain their blood, and string them up in forests to convince the enemy that vampires were creeping around there. I guess one of them got to talk with a local after the fact and they had a conversation about it.
"I can't believe you all bought into that vampire bull"
"Nah, we just knew better than to hang around where some crazy white boys were stabbing people in the fucking throat"
Mission failed successfully
"I can't believe you all bought into that vampire bull"
"Nah, we just knew better than to hang around where some crazy white boys were stabbing people in the fucking throat"
Mission failed successfully