Today I turn 42. I think this is an appropriate day to start reading this

Enjoy!

It is said that despite its many glaring (and occasionally fatal) inaccuracies, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy itself has outsold the Encyclopedia Galactica because it is slightly cheaper, and because it has the words 'DON'T PANIC' in large, friendly letters on the cover.

Congratulations on escaping the Clone Facilities, Hoopy Frood.

Start now.