Oh, by the way, have you heard? Jesus dies in the Bible, and comes back to life later

I LOVE spoilers.
Seriously PLEASE tell me how movies end or books, or tv shows end!
I think it doesn’t spoil it I feel like it prepares me. Like in Star Wars when Darth Vader says he is Luke’s Dad. It made me go OMGOD I cannot wait till that part!
I didn’t go WHAT HE IS GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU FOR RUINING IT FOR ME WELL I CANT SEE THAT NOW!
Those people need to get a life seriously.
Spoil please spoil!
I look every thing up when movies come out like with the avengers last movie lol I still haven’t gotten around to seeing it but the 2nd day it was in theaters I scanned like a mad woman on the internet for clues to how it ends. Lol
But I give respect and give spoiler alerts when I talk to people about stuff.
In person I ask if they want the spoiler version or the no spoiler version.

My kids really like star wars, but they're still to young for the movies... I've seen a few of the kids books that spoil the hole empire/darth vader thing, and we dont read those...
I want some of that to be new to them when i we finally watch the movies together