Clearly the number 2

Human ew

Ewman

Dr. Richard Ewman

Done lol. What pet should I get?

Me?

Thought you weren't for sale

No, but he’s up for rent

How much?

$30 a night

Huh?

$30 a night to rent

What services do you offer? Cleaning?

And eviling

Do you cook too?

Yes actually

And cut hair?

I can certainly try

Great! Everyone here needs a mohawk. Can you do it?

...Sure!