Girlfriend sucks at getting orchids to bloom, she always kills them. This is her first

Girlfriend sucks at getting orchids to bloom, she always kills them. This is her first attempt to photoshop a bloom on her orchids. I didn't buy it. You can clearly see the editing.
(Title stuff at holy crap I want to go to bed but I'm doing night shift tomorrow)

Girlfriend sucks at getting orchids to bloom, she always kills them. This is her first survivor.
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((The real)TITLE FROM REDDIT r/pics)

but when your girlfriend sucks my stem, my orchids bloom