And I rode through the desert on a Centaur in Disguise

Amongst centaurs, this is a very popular costume around Halloween. If you haven't reserved it yet, perhaps you should gallop down to the costume store post-haste.

Only someone who has never seen a person rife a horse would think this was an effective disguise. When you sit on a horse, you don't sit on the shoulders, you sit on the middle of the back, between the shoulders and hips. Cool art, weird idea.