I know not what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but the catalyst will be this Monopoly

Lowkey would be super fun

That’s just normal Monopoly for me. I once (successfully) stole all the money form the bank and went I noticed for 3 turns- then denied it.
(To be clear- I make it known to anyone wanting to play that game with me that I WILL cheat. I don’t particularly find the game fun- and that which I do not find fun- I usually make fun for me. They are free to refuse to play me once I’ve let them know what to expect if they do. I don’t just “cheat to win”, I’ll tell you I’m going to cheat if I am. Usually I start off honest and once it gets boring I start cheating for fun. Usually- I can’t remember it ever going different- everyone involved ends up laughing and having a good time.)

Well, I'll just roll the dice with my teeth then.

They need a national coin shortage edition