Cat pissed in the bed, went out to get new sheets, and my friend catches this while I’m

Cat pissed in the bed, went out to get new sheets, and my friend catches this while I’m away...
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Clean the dang litter box and take your cat to the vet. This isn't normal behavior.
Cats will only urinate outside the litter box if it's too dirty for them to use, or if they're sick.