We all know someone that would take this thing with ease

The assholes of people who side-eye my dogs just aren't sturdy enough to take it. I'm thinking I might have to decommission dildozer and return to killdozer.

Killdozer for the win

Hoo-fucking-ah!

I want to see some try
It would be fun
For me
Not for them

I mean I've seen a video of a woman sitting on a massive 3ft dildo

I rather not know what you've seen
Thank you

You said you'd wanna see something like it, I was gonna link the vid but not now

That's a down grade
A dildozer is better

I mean it's a start

That Thatguy has a point Ross, you were the one who first brought up practice.

Practice on the real thing!

Then go get some real things

I can you know
Imma ask my father! He got money

Why ask your dad?

He likes buying machines
Mother only buys houses

if you practise first, you ruin the surprise

That's how some people die

SURPRISE!!!

Ya got me