I think I'll go for a walk

That doesn't mean you're alive

Semantics. You owe me

However can I repay this debt?

A favor will do

A favour hm?

Use predictive text to see what my favor is

How do I start it?

My phone has picked ____ as my favor

My phone has picked.. up a single guy who is not a choice and I have a vagina and also a feeling that would make your bones curl and you know you're not going to get into the technicalities of your own bad decisions or worry about the morality of being a smartass.. As my favour
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I think you may have made a mistake

Lol your phone is into the kinkiest things

ןɹnɔ sǝuoq ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐɯ ןןıʍ ı

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ǝɯᴉʇ pooƃ ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝɯ uǝʇɐǝɹɥʇ ʇ’uoᗡ
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Just take away all the weapons in my Arsenal then, see if I care

*there *there
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now, about those curved bones