A vending machine whom serves slices of cake. God bless them, every one

You'll lose at Queensbury rules if you keep on making threats, old chap

Ffs I read that as socks again and I just accepted it until you said you lost money on them

Why would you bury the Queen? She still has lots of life in her.
@xvarnah Technically socks are a depreciating asset.

I've lost money through buying socks before

maybe *your* socks are a depreciating asset, mister dramatic

I've lost socks through buying money before too.

Holy socks