BEHOLD the Almighty Centrist. QUIVER before his FACTS and LOGIC. BASK in his ability to

Coherence is optional I guess

BEHOLD the Almighty Centrist. QUIVER before his FACTS and LOGIC. BASK in his ability to never end up on ANY side of history. TREMBLE in his invincible WHATTABOUTISMS.
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/Bossfight)

Probably sells flags.