Old template, old meme

As least they know you're planning on using protection.

A Condom? As in, a singular Condom?
How did you buy that?
"One sex, please!"
"What?"
"I need to have a sexing, but only once!"
"We only sell them in threes"
"I only want one..."
*splits package*
" I'm only doing this because I like you...not because you're already naked and I want you leave immediately..."