I can not be the only one, right? Guys?

I like something in between actually

I think natural is the way to go unless, like, your nail bed is all covered in blood and fallen off- put decals over them until better!

(0.o )
( o.0)
*gives a huge ass shit eating grin*
(because I know why some girls have short nails instead of long ones and it has nothing to do with boys)

How do girls wipe their ass with those long nails