I blame you

I'd be 002

Ha haha. Haha... I'm... haha.. I'm 006.... (lolz). Yeah, that "virginity makes you immortal shit is actual." (1. Old ammunition =6 duds, 2: firing pin in rifle broken, 3: slipped on wet tree climbing to noose catch branch with groin, 4: discover resistance to opoids after 24 - 500 MG hydrocodone only leaves constipated 3 days, 5: attempted "line of duty" death and damned roof just won't fall in despite pulling on walls, 6: "suicide by steak" - eat self to death and never exercise. Now I'm out to destroy the world knowing I can't be stopped (@weatherdoiminator)