Not all heroes wear capes

Sounds like something Chris Martin would do when he was married to Goop. They are both pretentious and horrible though.

Wait is Chris Martin a bad person?

Nah, just a cringey couple. It's people you don't really want to know more. I'm guessing having them for dinner would be awful.

I mean eating WITH them not eating them. But then again, I bet they would taste like rubber.