Reminds me of a joke my grandmother told me.
There was a robber who breaks into a home and is sneaking around in the dark when he hears “Jesus is watching you!”
The robber is spooked but keeps going about his business. Than he hears it again. “Jesus is watching you!”
Now he is really scared and starts looking around with a flashlight. That is when he spies it. A bird cage with a parrot. The parrot says “Jesus is watching you and he is right behind you right now!”
The robber turns around and there is a huge Rottweiler with a name tag hanging from his neck that reads JESUS!
The parrot than says “JESUS SIC HIM!”
Version I heard had the bird keep saying "Jesus is watching you" until the robber figures out who was talking. He then asked the parrot what it's name was.
"Moses" the parrot replied.
"Moses? What kind of person names their parrot Moses?"
The parrot then responded "The same kind of person who names their Rottweiler Jesus."
There was a robber who breaks into a home and is sneaking around in the dark when he hears “Jesus is watching you!”
The robber is spooked but keeps going about his business. Than he hears it again. “Jesus is watching you!”
Now he is really scared and starts looking around with a flashlight. That is when he spies it. A bird cage with a parrot. The parrot says “Jesus is watching you and he is right behind you right now!”
The robber turns around and there is a huge Rottweiler with a name tag hanging from his neck that reads JESUS!
The parrot than says “JESUS SIC HIM!”
"Moses" the parrot replied.
"Moses? What kind of person names their parrot Moses?"
The parrot then responded "The same kind of person who names their Rottweiler Jesus."