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· 3 years ago
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After living in an upstairs apartment for about a year, I realized I am one of these neighbors. I stomp whenever I walk, don't even realize it.
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funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
go back to your roots; walk around like you're a therapod; weight on the front part of yo feet, ankles high... you'll cause less noise and you also get to act like a dinosaur. If they have a cat, terrorize it... let it know to stop meowing; do this without using your arms, pick it up with your jaws on that lil skin patch between their shoulders with your jaws; then lick it and claim it's not your fault the cat is now following you around.
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Because of this, when I first moved in my current place and heard a noise at 11:30pm I automatically thought "oh the upstairs neighbor must be wearing high heels! No biggie" and a few hours later it clicked that I didn't have an upstairs neighbor. Took me a few nights to identify what I called "my 11:30 ghost".
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funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
If you can get a horse there, I can't even be mad.
