Some say he is autistic but I say he’s a legend

I was once trusted with the keys to a locked room where we built a labyrinth for kids; as all the work was done after hours, I ditched basketball practice, invited Krista (my crush at the time), and fucked her brains out in the labyrinth. Of course word eventually got to my english teacher, my history teacher and my basketball coach... but none of them could believe it and they had no proof so they decided to go oblivious about it; except coach. He laughed and gave a wink while scolding me.