Not me my grandmother. She worked at a convenient store and damn near every day a man would walk in and before he leave he ask my grandmother if she had an umbrella. She say no I don’t. He say what a shame I will get you one. He never brought the umbrella in for her but each time he ask if she bought one. She say no and still he say what a shame.
One day he comes in and says listen I am moving out of state but promise me you will buy your self an umbrella. She finally broke and asked WHY do you keep telling me I need an umbrella?
The man said with a nose so turned up like yours you’re sure to drown the first sign of rain.
-.- my grandmother nearly killed a man that day.
Mine were 1. pretending to kill me like his arm was a weapon (he wasn't 5, he was about 50) and 2. following me in a train station screaming I had a bomb in my bag, shortly after some terrorist attacks. I'm lucky I'm a little white girl who looks innocent otherwise I could have gotten punched by security, but I really didn't have the profile.
One day he comes in and says listen I am moving out of state but promise me you will buy your self an umbrella. She finally broke and asked WHY do you keep telling me I need an umbrella?
The man said with a nose so turned up like yours you’re sure to drown the first sign of rain.
-.- my grandmother nearly killed a man that day.