Froggo Fun #541 - He Is the Porch Keeper, Keeper of the Porch

However no one quivers before. But as it turns out, they are glad to see him. (The original reddit post refers to him as Benedict the Gate Keeper, a froggo who greeted the poster on their porch every night.)

I THOUGHT IT WAS A BROKEN COCONUT JESUS CHRIST

I have several and they are very black, dark coloured. I even had some baby toads in a protected corner outside my studio - so adorable