Uuuuh....four. Wait, five guns. Flags?.....I think one.
I get more deer with firearms then flags. They are oddly unwilling to pretend to die when I shoot them with a flag.
I apprciate the assistance, Dear American. If I can find a way to buy more firearms without having to register my blood type and specific DNA make up I will continue the path towards Americanism.
They disguise themselves as evil german robots so that they can sneak past Fred's evil parents to kill a living embodiment of cosmic horror that's possessing a parrot wearing a monocle. The episode was called "Gates of Gloom".
Not all Americans own firearms. In fact, I'll bet not even a majority do. Most people rely on the "fingers crossed" method. If you think about it, it's better for people who won't get trained in the use of firearms to not have them.
Everyone in America is a gun owner. Unfortunately something like 60 percent of us entrust that gun to some guy wearing a funny hat with the hope that he'll be able to bring it soon enough if something pops off.
I get more deer with firearms then flags. They are oddly unwilling to pretend to die when I shoot them with a flag.