Hero b*tter

No tears. No tears. *bawls in corner*

I guess it wasn't toast after all.

Actually the pressure created by the knife spreading the butter subtly changes the shape of the toast changing its aerodynamics which causes it land butter side down.

I still can't believe it's not science.

Must be why skythrkidRS likes it

I feel like this should be a skydoesminecraft quote

How has nobody noticed they blocked out butter because it has the word butt in it? That's hilarious.